How Do 90% of Americans Have Jobs? - Daniel Tosh

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  • Published: 05 October 2019
  • Daniel Tosh wonders why Americans still think they live in the greatest country in the world and tries to understand how so many people are employed. (Contains strong language.)
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Comments • 3 851

  • Menthol
    Menthol  11 часов назад

    oh no...tosh is turning into a sjw

    • superhero6785
      superhero6785  День назад

      side note: 94% of Americans don't have jobs. The unemployment rate is a made up number that only counts people who are "trying" to work. If you can't, or just don't want to work, they don't count you (I.e. Stay at home moms, people on disability, & people who simply "left the workforce" are not included in unemployment statistics). The real number is in the 60% range of Americans adults have jobs.

      • Mace
        Mace  День назад

        Because we have a businessman for a president.

        • russianross
          russianross  2 дня назад

          Because the employers are usually part of the 90% also!

          • blackl1steddrums
            blackl1steddrums  2 дня назад

            Tosh is not funny

            • Joe Novak
              Joe Novak  2 дня назад

              Did you just call Chinese people ninjas... Bruh..

              • Lay you In
                Lay you In  3 дня назад

                Hey, if you hate our country and wanna tell all the fellow Americans why, do it with satire. If you truly actually hate this country, leave.

                • alex carter
                  alex carter  3 дня назад

                  Dumb idea with only black ppl being cops, because black cops can be racist too lol.

                  • Yousif Icardi
                    Yousif Icardi  3 дня назад

                    China just barely built the first paved road connecting itself with Pakistan, they are just figuring out how to use concrete lol. China are lucky they have Starbury, or they would have some douchebag American’s shoe brand like bbb.

                    • THE BUNKER TV
                      THE BUNKER TV  3 дня назад

                      1:18 racist cops 😂😂😂😂

                      • Kamra Mann
                        Kamra Mann  3 дня назад

                        He’s like a funnier Jim Carrey

                        • Clay Kennedy
                          Clay Kennedy  День назад

                          Kamra Mann literally nothing in common besides their job title, even that is a stretch

                          • BushidoKi
                            BushidoKi  4 дня назад

                            Stole 2 of bill burrs jokes

                            • Jameson Warpness
                              Jameson Warpness  4 дня назад

                              I haven’t seen Daniel’s stand up in forever. How does he not have a ton of specials available? He’s done so much for Comedy Central

                              • Goat Man
                                Goat Man  5 дней назад

                                “Could care less”. oh Tosh.

                                • Captain Neckbeard
                                  Captain Neckbeard  5 дней назад

                                  4:37 Han, Cantonese, and Mongolian

                                  • James Swensen
                                    James Swensen  5 дней назад

                                    Tosh used to be funny! What happened?

                                    • Amber O
                                      Amber O  6 дней назад

                                      Yeesh. Just a bunch of benign racism & classism disguised as sarcasm... not funny

                                      • Konami
                                        Konami  6 дней назад

                                        In reality only about 62% of adults have jobs in the USA.

                                        • PJD Minerals
                                          PJD Minerals  6 дней назад

                                          So brave...

                                          • Stacy Melanson
                                            Stacy Melanson  6 дней назад

                                            Hey Tosh, is it time for a new special? Pretty please?

                                            • Scotty Scott
                                              Scotty Scott  7 дней назад

                                              8:30

                                              • Nathan Hawley
                                                Nathan Hawley  7 дней назад

                                                Healthy racism

                                                • FIELDJOURNAL
                                                  FIELDJOURNAL  7 дней назад

                                                  So I assume you are trying to cozy up to them eh? Asians?

                                                  • KneeHouse 12
                                                    KneeHouse 12  7 дней назад

                                                    We're all ten in the top ten! - Someone who lived very near Kansas

                                                    • Stand up for GOOD
                                                      Stand up for GOOD  7 дней назад

                                                      U.S. suicide rates are double that of China. Js.

                                                      • Ilkka Rautio
                                                        Ilkka Rautio  7 дней назад

                                                        Whats the term for a white uncle tom? 🤔 Be proud of youre race! Im of mine.

                                                        • Car Motivation
                                                          Car Motivation  7 дней назад

                                                          I fucking love Tosh lol

                                                          • Bob Purcell
                                                            Bob Purcell  7 дней назад

                                                            I have to applaud anyone who even attempts to make a living as a comedian in a society of humorless idiots who seem to think these are dead-serious policy prescriptions. For anyone who still cares about supporting evidence, see most of the other comments...

                                                            • Annie Lee
                                                              Annie Lee  7 дней назад

                                                              😂😂😂 i live in kansas and i wish it were Fiji😭

                                                              • TA DuFine
                                                                TA DuFine  7 дней назад

                                                                DIDN'T GET ONE LAUGH OUT OF ME !

                                                                • TA DuFine
                                                                  TA DuFine  4 дня назад

                                                                  @The_hamburglar 12 HE WAS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

                                                                  • The_hamburglar 12
                                                                    The_hamburglar 12  4 дня назад

                                                                    TA DuFine you’re too uptight then

                                                                    • Michael Anuzis
                                                                      Michael Anuzis  8 дней назад

                                                                      "Over 90% of Americans have jobs" -- I realize this is missing the joke, but closer to 63% actually have jobs, and it hasn't been above 70% for 50+ years. Ref: fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CIVPART

                                                                      • The Madrummer
                                                                        The Madrummer  8 дней назад

                                                                        God he's great hahaha

                                                                        • Robert Billings
                                                                          Robert Billings  8 дней назад

                                                                          Just like TV....if you do not like it...turn it off.

                                                                          • Jamaal
                                                                            Jamaal  8 дней назад

                                                                            Im crying laughing

                                                                            • Eli Cook
                                                                              Eli Cook  8 дней назад

                                                                              I always forget how sexist and racist RU-clip viewers are and then I see comments on videos and I'm like there it is.

                                                                              • Aaron A Brink
                                                                                Aaron A Brink  8 дней назад

                                                                                Typical liberal moron he used to be funny

                                                                                • TheGrandOptimist
                                                                                  TheGrandOptimist  8 дней назад

                                                                                  He's always been like this, you just became more offended over politics

                                                                                  • sib438
                                                                                    sib438  8 дней назад

                                                                                    best regards from the Hackis! 🇩🇪

                                                                                    • Mr Anderson
                                                                                      Mr Anderson  8 дней назад

                                                                                      All I had to do was apply, took 10 minutes and now I'm a janitor making 21 dollars an hour and paid holidays meaning I don't work but still get paid

                                                                                      • Dwayne M
                                                                                        Dwayne M  8 дней назад

                                                                                        "His brutal honesty..."

                                                                                        • Dwayne M
                                                                                          Dwayne M  8 дней назад

                                                                                          Hi brutal honesty makes his jokes that much more funny!

                                                                                          • Anne the Nurse
                                                                                            Anne the Nurse  8 дней назад

                                                                                            Black cops are still accused of being racist!

                                                                                            • LilRyan732
                                                                                              LilRyan732  8 дней назад

                                                                                              7 minutes in if you wanna get to the title. Clickbait ass title lol

                                                                                              • Karl Anderson
                                                                                                Karl Anderson  9 дней назад

                                                                                                Career suicide.....

                                                                                                • Jas Garrett
                                                                                                  Jas Garrett  9 дней назад

                                                                                                  "You think snapping iPad's in place is a hard job."

                                                                                                  • King A
                                                                                                    King A  9 дней назад

                                                                                                    Black people should be cops n white people should be fire fighters, we're more outdoorsy. Comedy at its finest. Hi, I'm black, n I approve this message.

                                                                                                    • John Gullo
                                                                                                      John Gullo  9 дней назад

                                                                                                      Viciously funny as usual. Love the Toshman!

                                                                                                      • Jaylen D.
                                                                                                        Jaylen D.  9 дней назад

                                                                                                        This is actually really good lmaaooo

                                                                                                        • Laura Strong
                                                                                                          Laura Strong  10 дней назад

                                                                                                          😂😂😂😂😂

                                                                                                          • Macho Man Randy Cabbage
                                                                                                            Macho Man Randy Cabbage  10 дней назад

                                                                                                            Man this got my hopes up I thought this was new

                                                                                                            • William Stellmon
                                                                                                              William Stellmon  10 дней назад

                                                                                                              Dude. I used to be 82nd Airborne. We could get a day off if we went 82 days without any accidental death. Don't remember ever getting over 82....except when the division was returning from 15 month deployment....it was flipping weird seeing that counter over 300.

                                                                                                              • whydomenhavenipples
                                                                                                                whydomenhavenipples  10 дней назад

                                                                                                                His comedy is so edgy wow so cool

                                                                                                                • B Wilhelm
                                                                                                                  B Wilhelm  10 дней назад

                                                                                                                  I had not remembered how racist and sexist he is.

                                                                                                                  • Beave it to Leaver
                                                                                                                    Beave it to Leaver  10 дней назад

                                                                                                                    What a jackass. Bashing his own country for ratings is weak...

                                                                                                                    • c chance
                                                                                                                      c chance  10 дней назад

                                                                                                                      US unemployment rate is 3.6%

                                                                                                                      • Smokey Bear
                                                                                                                        Smokey Bear  10 дней назад

                                                                                                                        yeah....you hang on to that dream! lol

                                                                                                                        • Unlucky Lucy
                                                                                                                          Unlucky Lucy  11 дней назад

                                                                                                                          What's ac?

                                                                                                                          • SCRAPEY HAWKINS
                                                                                                                            SCRAPEY HAWKINS  11 дней назад

                                                                                                                            Last time I checked America was a continent

                                                                                                                            • SCRAPEY HAWKINS
                                                                                                                              SCRAPEY HAWKINS  10 дней назад

                                                                                                                              @Daniel P I live in Tennessee

                                                                                                                              • Daniel P
                                                                                                                                Daniel P  10 дней назад

                                                                                                                                Careful, the US might invade your country.

                                                                                                                                • MakingThings Happen
                                                                                                                                  MakingThings Happen  12 дней назад

                                                                                                                                  The U6 unemployment rate doesn't include workers discouraged for over a year. The real unemployment rate is much higher

                                                                                                                                  • Nic W.
                                                                                                                                    Nic W.  12 дней назад

                                                                                                                                    Wer kommt von gemischtes Hack?🤟🏼

                                                                                                                                    • Tony Smith
                                                                                                                                      Tony Smith  12 дней назад

                                                                                                                                      0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 20 years for me, 0 ,0, 0, 0, 0, 0

                                                                                                                                      • Isabella W
                                                                                                                                        Isabella W  13 дней назад

                                                                                                                                        ‘Exclusive Chinese bitches’ lol